I thought I would let you guys do all the work this time. OK, I did have to think of the jazzy titles. Mostly after the first link, you are looking at explanations.
Except for the last one, which needs no explanation.
Pair of Ragged Claws Scuttling
Snail on a Razor
Grocery Clerk (mostly my comments)
Absolutely Goddamn Right
Someday this War's Gonna End
It's Gonna Be Hot
And I thought: My God... the genius of that. The genius
One of Those Guys that had that Weird Light Around Him